Chris: Your love for Supernatural makes me jealous.
Me: Well... Sam and Dean didn't leave me and get deployed for 6 months. They kept me company.
Chris: They left you now. How does this hiatus make you feel?
Me: Don't you dare go there, mister.
Chris: Sam and Dean left you, now pay attention to me.
praise-destiel: killthefez: winking-skeever: Is anyone else weirdly self-conscious about wiper blade speed? Like, I’m always afraid that I’ll have them set too fast for the amount of rain happening, and people will look at me and judge me like “lol omg bitch be tryin 2 hard” #I also look at the other cars to determine appropriate wiper speed omg I’m not the only one :O
Sorry, went on a little Supernatural rampage. I might be done now.
imjust-kyian: scroturn: i get really offended when someone doesnt sit next to me but im also relieved they didnt sit next to me this is the most accurate thing i’ve ever read
thedramaticsneeze: hoshigumayuugi: i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
side effects of being friends with me include gaining extensive knowledge of tv shows you dont watch or care about
piewinchesters: The problem with Les Miserables is you can say it wrong and sound like a douche or you can say it right and sound like a douche
meladoodle: juilan: My ears. They are ringing. are u gonna answer em
canadumb: thinsiqnificant: canadumb: *ducts tapes my laptop together* *duct tapes my life together* isnt that what i said
Chelsea and I are starting a club. It is called the “I Have Famous Tits Because My SO Doesn’t Know How To Read Minds To Tell I’m Sending Naughty Pictures So The Whole World Saw My Beautiful Boobies” Club. Or “IHFTBMSDKHTRMTTISNPSTWWSMBB” for short. So you should like or reblog this if you are a part of it.
What should our club be called?
babygirlonboard: jah-mama: Hello, universe? Can I live in a giant cabin please? Maybe by the lake? In the mountains? But also by a beach, and the sand? And also not around people. No. No people please. The trees can be my friends. Yes this
dysphorria: right so when squirrels gather loads of food and not come out for weeks it’s ‘normal’ but when i do it it’s ‘antisocial’ oh ok
puffymind: I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure.
ejacutastic: when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko
sorryforpartybarackin: im no cactus expert, but i know a prick when i see one
Me: Babe, when we get a cat, can we name it Catstiel?
Chris: Cat-stiel..really? Hahaha. Sure baby, whatever you like.
Me: Sooo...does that mean you'll let me name a dog Growley?
Chris: Oh god. What have I started?